What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:58
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.